AyurvedaSomatheeram Ayurveda Village · Kerala, India
Sleep & the nervous system, 10 nights
Wired at midnight, flat at four. The programme works on the clock before it works on the mind.
From · sharingUS$1,530
From · singleUS$1,840
Per person. Sole occupancy is not half a double, and we would rather you saw both now.
Length
10 nights
Group
Max 14
Intensity
gentle
Lengths
10 · 14 nights
Discipline
Ayurveda
What this actually is
The programme
Shamana rather than purification — the palliative line of Ayurveda, which uses diet, herbs and routine and leaves the purgation out entirely. It is the programme we sell most of, and the right first Ayurvedic experience for the great majority of people.
Shirodhara most evenings, dinner finished by seven, lamps down at nine, and a serious conversation on day eight about what happens when you go home and the phone comes back. That last part decides whether any of it lasts.
Intensity: Gentle — nothing dramatic. Every programme here carries this line, because "restorative" and "demanding" are sold with the same photographs.
Read this part twice
Who this is for, and who it is wrong for
Read the right-hand column as carefully as the left. It is the half that decides whether this is a good fortnight or a wasted one, and it is published before the price for that reason.
✓Book this if
Difficulty falling asleep, or waking at three and not returning
A first Ayurvedic programme
Anyone with ten nights rather than twenty-one
People who talk or decide for a living and cannot stop doing it at night
✗Do not book this if
Diagnosed sleep apnoea — that needs investigating properly at home first
Anyone hoping to come off prescribed sleep medication during the stay. That is your own doctor’s decision and takes longer than ten nights
The shape of it
Day by day
Days shift according to how you respond — that is the point of a daily review. This is the structure, not a timetable.
Re-anchoring the clock
Days 1–3
Fixed meal and lamp times from the first evening, an early light dinner, and no screens after eight. Most guests sleep badly for two nights and then unusually well.
Fixed timings from day one
Early light dinner
Screens surrendered at eight, if you ask us to
Treatment
Days 4–8
Shirodhara most evenings, abhyanga daily, herbs chosen for your constitution, and yoga nidra rather than asana in the afternoon.
Shirodhara, prescribed not chosen
Daily abhyanga
Yoga nidra
Taking it home
Days 9–10
A written evening routine built around your actual household, and an honest conversation about which parts of it will survive.
Written protocol
Six-week follow-up call
A day, hour by hour
What a Tuesday actually looks like
Roughly three hours are fixed. The evenings are the programme; the days are yours.
Wake and warm waterLater than the purification programmes — the point here is regularity, not austerity.
Gentle practice and pranayamaForty minutes, weighted towards long exhalations.
BreakfastWarm, cooked, and at the same hour every day.
AbhyangaAn hour of warm-oil massage, then rest.
Lunch — the main meal
FreeWalk, read, swim. Nothing scheduled.
ShirodharaThe warm-oil thread on the forehead, most evenings, prescribed rather than chosen.
Dinner, finished by sevenThe single most important item on this list.
Lamps downScreens surrendered at eight if you have asked us to hold you to it.
Where you stay
Somatheeram Ayurveda Village
The property describes itself as the world’s first Ayurveda hospital run in a resort setting — a claim we attribute rather than assert, since Barberyn in Sri Lanka makes a parallel one — and it is unquestionably among the earliest.
You will not find a physician's name on this site. Staff move, and a page that names one is a page that quietly goes out of date — worse, it invites you to book a person no house can promise will be on shift. Assignment is made on arrival, from your examination, at every serious property here.
Clinical supervision
A resident BAMS physician examines you on arrival and reviews you daily.
The team around you
A dedicated therapist pair for the stay. Shirodhara is a two-person treatment done properly and a one-person treatment done badly.
Consultations
Daily, with arrival and departure examinations and a six-week video follow-up.
Your consultation is with our clinical desk, not a salesperson. The free call before you book is about whether this programme is right for you at all — and often enough it ends with a recommendation to go shorter, later, or somewhere we do not sell.
Counted, so you can compare
What is actually in it
Most of this industry publishes inclusions as a bulleted list, which cannot be compared between two programmes at two prices. These can.
20+hours of therapy
Shirodhara and abhyanga daily, timed to the evening rather than the morning, because that is the point.
10physician consultations
Daily review of sleep, digestion and mood, with the prescription adjusted each morning.
6weeks of preparations
To take home, with a written night routine that matters more than the medicines.
1follow-up at six weeks
Included, by video.
The money
Prices, by season and occupancy
Both occupancies in every band, before you enquire rather than after. Sole occupancy is not half a double and never has been — publishing only the sharing rate quotes the minority of this market and surprises the rest.
Long enough for the nervous system to change register and short enough to take out of one year's leave.
Prices per person by season and occupancy
Season
Sharing
Single
Low seasonJune to September
US$1,530
US$1,840
ShoulderOctober, November, April and May
US$1,740
US$2,080
High seasonDecember to March
US$2,010
US$2,430
Low season. The monsoon — and in Kerala the monsoon is the treatment season. Humidity keeps the channels receptive to oil, the air is cool, and the houses are empty. The cheapest months are also the most effective ones, which almost never happens.
Shoulder. Post-monsoon October and November are excellent and busier. April and May are hot enough that we would steer you elsewhere in the year unless the dates are fixed.
High season. Dry, bright, and what the brochures photograph. It is a perfectly good fortnight and it is a less effective one, at about a quarter more.
What the price is. Per person for ten nights, including the room, prescribed meals, all therapies, medicines during the stay, six weeks of preparations to take home and return airport transfers. Flights quoted separately.
Illustrative, and held for seven days once we have quoted you in writing. Nothing on this site costs more for booking it through us.
The detail
What the price covers
Included
Ten nights, sea-facing room
Daily consultation
All therapies and medicines
All meals
Airport transfers
Six-week follow-up
Not included
Flights, visa and insurance — flights quoted separately
Tips
Cancellation. Free to 30 days before arrival. Half between 30 and 14 days. Inside 14 days we hold the full amount as a credit for twelve months rather than keeping it — a cancelled treatment is usually a health reason.
Questions
The ones we are actually asked
Is shirodhara really doing anything?
The evidence is modest and mostly on anxiety measures rather than sleep architecture. What the programme actually rests on is the timing — the fixed early dinner, the dark evenings and the routine. We would rather tell you that than sell you the oil.
US$1,53010 nights · per person sharing · single from US$1,840