
Slimming Programme
Soma Palmshore’s slimming package — herbal powder and oil massages, steam baths and a special diet — for 21 or 28 nights.
By how you want to feel
Answer three questions — what you need, where, and when — and see the retreats that fit.
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Wellness goal · Body & vitality
“I have lost the same eight kilos four times.”
Weight & metabolic health
Where we are more careful than most of this industry, because the honest answer is not the one that sells best.
A fortnight will move the number on the scale. Almost any residential programme will, because it removes alcohol, halves the portions and adds four hours of movement a day — and a meaningful part of what comes off in the first week is water. Anybody promising you a permanent result from two weeks is selling something.
What a good programme can genuinely do is different and more valuable: establish what is actually going on metabolically, with real diagnostics; break a set of habits in an environment where breaking them is easy; teach you to eat in a way you could sustain; and send you home with a protocol and somebody to report to. The houses that measure at the start and again at the end — laboratory work, body composition — are the ones worth the money, because you leave with evidence rather than a feeling.
And the ones worth avoiding are easy to spot: they sell colonics, they promise a number, and they do not ask you a single question before taking the booking.
Programmes

Soma Palmshore’s slimming package — herbal powder and oil massages, steam baths and a special diet — for 21 or 28 nights.
Where to stay
Programme approaches

For the houses where the issue is a stalled relationship with movement rather than a metabolic one — a full daily timetable rebuilds the habit without the gym.
The guide
Approaches weight through digestion and constitution rather than arithmetic, which suits people for whom counting has already failed repeatedly.
The guideWhat to expect
A good trip starts with realistic expectations — these are the routines you are likely to meet.
A doctor’s assessment at the start and a review at the end.
Movement daily, and more of it walking than training.
No number promised, by us or by any house we would book you into.
A protocol for the eight weeks afterwards, which is when the result is actually decided.
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